By Larry Beane
Good news: to its credit, CPH has removed the video that they sent the world via e-mail and YouTube promoting the Go Team Jesus Megaphone and Popcorn Holder.
Bad news: as of now, CPH is still selling the Go Team Jesus Megaphone and Popcorn Holder. Perhaps this too shall pass - hopefully not like a kidney stone.
Here is what CPH wants you to know about it:
The Go Team Jesus megaphone makes a great popcorn holder for sporting events!
The importance of sports in the development of a child is the responsibility of parents and coaches. Many experts believe that beside the obvious benefits of sports like physical exercise, building self-esteem, and learning the importance of teamwork, the primary goal of sports is to help children feel valued and wanted.
The Go Team Jesus megaphone is a great way to help parents and friends cheer on their student athletes. If you run a concession stand at school sporting events the Go Team Jesus megaphone makes a great popcorn holder.
Don’t wait supplies are limited so order your Go Team Jesus megaphones now!
Maybe Gottesdienst should make an offer for the remaining stock. With a little blue and white paint, the letters could be reformatted to: GotTesdienst! and the megaphone could double as a brat holder to be used at the upcoming Oktoberfest.
Historically speaking, marketing and fundraising have always been among the church's weakest links.